Rory is the New Chuck Norris- The TARDIS doesn't need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more. It is powered by Rory's awesomeness.
-Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.
-The TARDIS calls Rory "the pretty one" because there's no Gallifreyan Word for "ultimate stud muffin".
-Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.
-Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn't man enough for her.
-They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.
-The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.
-Rory Williams doesn't need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.
-A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.
-The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn't want to fi